A really kewl new disclaimer!
It should be obvious that one should not make major (and even minor) life decisions based on machine generated prophesies on a feed from an internet website! I mean, like . . .Really!
So I should reiterate that the astrology, tarot and bio-rhythm feeds here do not necessarily have any scientific basis. They are not designed to cure, diagnose, or treat any disease . . . real or imagined. If you've got problems, see a licensed physician. This stuff is for amusement only.
But...in case that's still not clear, I found this wonderful disclaimer on the "Yet Another Website" page: http://www.amon-hen.com/index.php?paged=2 . This guy is one heck of a lot better at writing disclaimers than I am. I highly recommend you read it thoroughly (it might even be advisable to read it three times in a row, while burning incense...and while facing east...it should provide protection against many of the evils of our modern civilization):
This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly may be required. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. May be too intense for some viewers. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Your cancelled check is your receipt. Avoid contact with skin. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Driver does not carry cash. Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery. Use only in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flame. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes, dealer prep, or delivery. Penalty for private use. Call toll free before digging. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. All models over 18 years of age. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Apply only to affected area. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Edited for television. No solicitors. Reproduction strictly prohibited. Restaurant package, not for resale. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. Decision of judges is final. This supersedes all previous notices. No other warranty expressed or implied.
So I should reiterate that the astrology, tarot and bio-rhythm feeds here do not necessarily have any scientific basis. They are not designed to cure, diagnose, or treat any disease . . . real or imagined. If you've got problems, see a licensed physician. This stuff is for amusement only.
But...in case that's still not clear, I found this wonderful disclaimer on the "Yet Another Website" page: http://www.amon-hen.com/index.php?paged=2 . This guy is one heck of a lot better at writing disclaimers than I am. I highly recommend you read it thoroughly (it might even be advisable to read it three times in a row, while burning incense...and while facing east...it should provide protection against many of the evils of our modern civilization):
This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly may be required. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. May be too intense for some viewers. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Your cancelled check is your receipt. Avoid contact with skin. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Driver does not carry cash. Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery. Use only in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flame. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes, dealer prep, or delivery. Penalty for private use. Call toll free before digging. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. All models over 18 years of age. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Apply only to affected area. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Edited for television. No solicitors. Reproduction strictly prohibited. Restaurant package, not for resale. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. Decision of judges is final. This supersedes all previous notices. No other warranty expressed or implied.
posted by Freedom at 5:18 AM
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3 Comments:
I just realized...isn't there something about if you cut the little tags off your new pillow or mattress you will be subject to some sort of cruel and unusual punishment? Do they still do that? I think he forgot to put that in his disclaimer... does anyone know?
OMG! LOL! When I was a child I was terrified of those tags! I never cut them off and used to think that the police would come like magic if you did.
"Many suitcases look alike". True. But you have to realize-- there are also quite a few suitcases that don't look alike. Am I right?
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